Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Buhtt sex?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Is it because I queefed?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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