I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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