Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Four minutes until I can fart!
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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