i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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