fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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