He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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