so that wasnt chicken after all
Reggie can tackle my bush.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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