So many bounce houses so little time
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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