I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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