Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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