I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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