cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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