We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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