I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I think my moral compass just broke
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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