Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
...so i touched it.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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