You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I need to align my fucking chakras
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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