we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
