Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
