If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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