Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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