i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
