Sry I called you an 8
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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