Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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