the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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