That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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