And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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