Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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