I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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