singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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