Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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