thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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