maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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