is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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