I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Four minutes until I can fart!
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
