i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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