Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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