How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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