she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
