Your dad touched me again.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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