I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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