do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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