Can Purell be used as lube?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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