you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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