dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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