I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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