bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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