I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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