Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
