why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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