worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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