He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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