yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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