Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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