so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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