Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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